Formally yayofordays

Sandy, 18 Seattle, WA


pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

hazysilence:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Legend of Zelda

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

charizard:

irishcob:

royalfurby:

memenatoarisato:

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stop yelling

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who the fuck

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

humpdad:

it’s funny

humpdad:

it’s funny

askinnyblackman:

it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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